Friday, August 1, 2008
Hillbilly Cumpooter Turms
JUST FOR FUN!
The Application mountains are full of moonshine.
My crappy land lady give me the boot when I quit payin' trailer rent.
Sara June baked a file into a gooseberry pie so's I could bust out of county last year.
What Gertrude Louise had after her boob job.
What Gertrude Louise had before her boob job.
What my neat-nic friend Bubba Joe puts in the floorboard of his monster truck.
That goofy linin' they put in men's swim trunks.
What we're hopin' our little Sally Lou will learn to play so's she can get a job at the karaoke bar.
What most people do when their yards get too weedy.
What my old lady says I always do.
What we got them six traps set fer under the guest bed.
Oh, my fave-o-rite satellite channel!