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Abraham Lincoln:Going to theater 2nite!
John Wilkes Booth: I hear the box seats r the best
Custer says I think we'll win tomorrows battle
at little Big Horn
Sitting Bull: How?
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Young George Washington: says I'm excited to try out my new ax!
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Old George Washington: I found a termite in my tooth!
The Orkin Man: Call me!
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Sir Issac Newton: Hey, guys, I think I've discovered gravity!
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Pastor Jim Jones: Free Kool-aid at the compound on Saturday!
Octomom: I just had a baby!
Octomom: I just had a baby!
Octomom: I just had a baby!
Octomom: I just had a baby!
Octomom: I just had a baby!
Octomom: I just had a baby!
Octomom: I just had a baby!
Octomom: I just had a baby!
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Walt Disney: I just bought 160 acres in Anaheim, California
and I'm gonna fill it with cool rides and a cartoon mouse
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Juliet: Romeo, Romeo, Wherefore art thou, Romeo?
Romeo: Just chillin with my peeps, woman! Cut out thefreakin' Shakespeare, will ya?
It's enough to make a man wanna drink poison!
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